Previous Team: University of Central Florida, Mora IK
Knickname: Euro Trash, Billy Mays
Quote: If your parents never had children, chances are you won’t either.
Brief Bio: Was deported from the fine country of Sweden due to my lack of blond hair and blue eyes. Fled to a small basement in Idaho before discovered by the immigration services who sold me to a circus acting as the "Swedish Billy Mays" selling "self colonoscopy kits" to the blind and poor elders of this nation. Then after making a fortune, I am currently a professional student (Eight years and counting) at San Diego State University.
